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WIP: Superhero Au
I've been so unproductive so far this year :( But I thought I'd like to archive this so I could use it for story notes in the future. I want to write a superhero au for Exo, but... for now, brainstorming is fine. :)
21:46 Nhi: ngl i like the secret identities thing
21:46 Nhi: exo au pls
21:46 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDDD
21:46 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i would read it XD
21:48 Nhi: yeah
21:48 Nhi: I still want sudopp fic
21:48 Nhi: tiny bodyguard superhero kyungsoo
21:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): pls write it n________n
21:48 Nhi: pressed about being relegated to rich guy babysitting duties
21:48 Nhi: sobbbb
21:49 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): n__________________________n
21:50 Nhi: but hm i still have 5 members to figure out for that au
21:50 Nhi: human, metahuman, or alie
21:50 Nhi: *alien
21:51 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): who's been sorted?
21:52 Nhi: lu han is an alien, but no powers figured out yet
21:53 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): does he have useful powers
21:53 Nhi: chen is half-human, half-alien; powers are lightning and thunder/sonicbooms
21:53 Nhi: chanyeol is a superhuman; power is fire mimicry like the human torch i think
21:53 Nhi: kyungsoo is a superhuman; power is super strength + enhanced durability
21:54 Nhi: tao is a time-traveler, but otherwise normal besides martial arts skills
21:54 Nhi: kai is a superhuman, but i didn't figure out his powers
21:54 Nhi: and sehun is an alien that glows rainbow-colors
21:55 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDD
21:55 Nhi: they all have useful powers
21:55 Nhi: bc heroes
21:55 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): is sehun's glowing his super powers
21:56 Nhi: yes
21:56 Nhi: he probably shoots rainbow colored plasma bolts or something
21:56 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hm
21:56 Nhi: but lazy
21:57 Nhi: lu han could just stick to his telekinesis maybe
21:57 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): xiumin could probably keep his frost/ice
21:57 Nhi: yeah
21:57 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hmmmmmmmm
21:57 Nhi: I was wondering if I should make xiuho brothers
21:57 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): oohhh
21:58 Nhi: and xiumin is the one who inherits water/ice powers
21:58 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): that's interesting
21:58 Nhi: and is all ":| take care of my baby bro but don't you dare out me in front of him" to the others
21:58 Nhi: so he doesn't get official babysitting duties, but he's always hanging around anyway
21:58 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): AW
21:58 Nhi: and suho thinks that he's just chummy with the bodyguards
21:58 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
21:59 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): xiuchen? n___n
21:59 Nhi: possibly
21:59 Nhi: idk sudo is the focus u_u,
21:59 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): n____n
21:59 Nhi: baekyeol start off on the wrong foot with him
22:00 Nhi: and chen might be included in that, but to a lesser extent
22:00 Nhi: bc beagleline
22:00 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:00 Nhi: while kyungsoo gets a seat at the dining table and meals ordered to his liking
22:00 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so baek, kris, lay left?
22:00 Nhi: kyungsoo and the maknaes
22:01 Nhi: ah
22:01 Nhi: um
22:01 Nhi: yeah
22:01 Nhi: krisbaeklay
22:01 Nhi: hm
22:01 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): alien kris lol galaxy hyung
22:02 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): from a planet constantly in flames which would give him a dragon-like resistance to fire? idk but then he kind of flopped as a warrior back at home or something and thought that he'd make his living somewhere else or something
22:02 Nhi: lmao
22:03 Nhi: sob
22:03 Nhi: okay
22:03 Nhi: he'd have to be team leader here though
22:03 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD;
22:04 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ...think superman planet
22:04 Nhi: since xiumin is ruled out because not officially involved
22:04 Nhi: and suho isn't...
22:04 Nhi: and lu han has stage fright
22:04 Nhi: he can't lead shit
22:04 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): except that it's not LAST SURVIVOR OF ALIEN SPECIES
22:04 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): maybe he's strong and smart/cunning enough but not good in the fields that are truly valued in his planet
22:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): different planets, different cultures /SHRUGS
22:05 Nhi: yeah
22:05 zakuchou kris from the yaoi hands planet
22:05 Nhi: ohhhh
22:05 Nhi: it could be like vampire idol
22:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LMAO
22:05 Nhi: where the really tall, supposedly good looking guys are considered the ugliest
22:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): AH there's a few manga like that yes
22:06 Nhi: so kris leaves his planet dejected and gets to earth and people
22:06 Nhi: think he's cool?
22:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): YES
22:06 Nhi: and he's so :D!!!!!! but he still has characteristics of his flop planet
22:06 zakuchou XD
22:06 Nhi: so he flops
22:06 Nhi: he is not cool
22:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:06 Nhi: what kind of alien is lu han
22:06 Nhi: like
22:07 Nhi: basic alien life form
22:07 Nhi: but then reptilian jaw
22:07 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): what if lu han is from a planet where everyone is male
22:07 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): and he hears about ~the fairer sex~
22:07 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): how would they reproduce though
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): HM
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): CLONES
22:08 Nhi: lmao
22:08 Nhi: a planet of lu han clones?
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): well mutation?
22:08 Nhi: lmao
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): a planet of lu han clones is creepy
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): dnw
22:08 Nhi: ah
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): seriously DNW
22:08 Nhi: lol
22:09 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): or idk Vandread had the split the men and the women concept which was pretty interesting
22:10 Nhi: all male planet, looks mostly human, powers are telekinesis
22:10 Nhi: ?
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): aliens
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): how would aliens breed
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): maybe genderless would work
22:11 Nhi: lol
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): we're thinking too much along the lines of human-breeding i guess
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): lol
22:11 Nhi: the problem is that then i might have to look at nonbinary research then
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): but yeah we can go with that for luhan. nothing particularly tragic
22:12 Nhi: yeah okay
22:12 Nhi: exchange alien from planet testosterone
22:12 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ........maybe they're technologically advanced enough to create some kind of machines that makes babies for them out of genes provided or something
22:12 Nhi: yeah
22:12 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): lu han, frightened but fascinated by teh boobies
22:13 Nhi: lol
22:14 Nhi: dismayed to find out that people think he is not as manly as the typical visitors they get from his planet
22:14 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDDDD
22:14 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): they're a planet of pretty boys huh
22:16 Nhi: a planet that doesn't know women so there's no concept of girly
22:16 Nhi: so lu han was just as manly as the rest of them
22:16 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): then he came to earth
22:17 Nhi: yes
22:17 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): how cute
22:17 Nhi: "i didn't know your planet had women"
22:17 Nhi: ".........................."
22:17 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): /SQUISHES LU HAN'S CHEEKS
22:17 Nhi: /jaw unhinges, becomes a beast from hell
22:17 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): HAHAHAHAHHH
22:19 Nhi: lol
22:19 Nhi: it's mostly an intimidation tactic but still
22:20 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): oh luanne
22:20 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): creature-ge <3
22:20 Nhi: lol
22:21 Nhi: so. lay and baekhyun
22:21 Nhi: although i think i said that lay was already helping with suho's physical therapy
22:22 Nhi: so maybe a human who's suho's dad's apprentice
22:22 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): yeah :O human doctor lay?
22:22 Nhi: suho's dad is like one of the doctors of the superhero community
22:22 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :OOO
22:22 Nhi: which is the real reason why suho gets targeted even though he doesn't know it
22:22 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDD
22:23 Nhi: like suho's family is involved in superhero business
22:23 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): oh suho
22:23 Nhi: but since suho is just a civilian, he doesn't know about it
22:23 Nhi: or he shouldn't
22:23 Nhi: lemme check my notes
22:23 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he eventually finds out?
22:24 Nhi: I'm wondering if maybe he should know the whole time but pretends not to because his family worked so hard at keeping it a secret lol
22:24 Nhi: idk if I like that suho more or clueless suho more
22:24 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ooh
22:24 Nhi: yeah hm
22:24 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): clueless in the beginning but figures out quite early but keeps it a secret anyways?
22:24 Nhi: yeah
22:25 Nhi: I mean, if your parents hired 10 superhero bodyguards
22:25 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): yeaaaaaaaah
22:25 Nhi: even if you're rich, you're not like the president of korea
22:25 Nhi: lol
22:25 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:25 zakuchou whoa 10 superhero bodyguards
22:25 zakuchou i'd like some
22:25 zakuchou do they come in a package
22:26 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): do you think we could split the ten between us
22:26 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): does bodyguard duty include watching movies and being the comfortable shoulder to sleep on when the movie gets boring
22:26 Nhi: "dad is a retired superhero, mom is a retired supehero trainer/mentor, hyung is the one who picked up dad's superhero legacy. in addition, their family is one of the finanical backers of south korea's superhero union. dad still does research for the union, especially on medical techniques for the superhumans and aliens"
22:26 Nhi: lmao
22:26 Nhi: pretty much
22:26 Nhi: suho's life is actually really boring when he's not being kidnapped and held for ransom
22:27 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:27 zakuchou i don't go out at all so all i need is at least one bodyguard who can cook for me =u =)b
22:27 Nhi: lol
22:27 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): more like bodyguard who'd do the laundry /cackles
22:28 zakuchou yeah that too XD
22:28 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:28 zakuchou well better a boring life than be kidnapped and held for ransom D:
22:28 Nhi: "in the final stages of his recovery from his last kidnapping incident, when he's able to walk around normally again, his parents freak out and go to the union with a request for a security team. at least until they can find out who keeps targeting their family. exo are all freshly trained/graduated heroes who get stuck with the job"
22:28 Nhi: yeah pm
22:28 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDDD
22:29 Nhi: xiumin is probably like "why can't i just guard him" "what brother wants his brother hovering over him all the time"
22:29 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDDDDDDDDDdddd
22:29 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): <3 i like this au
22:30 Nhi: ;;
22:30 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): <3
22:31 Nhi: baekhyun
22:31 Nhi: u__u
22:31 Nhi: last one to figure out
22:31 Nhi: e_e
22:31 Nhi: and kai's powers
22:31 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): baekhyun
22:31 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): light in mama au huh
22:31 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): what if
22:32 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he's like
22:32 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): that invisible girl in F4
22:33 Nhi: lol
22:33 Nhi: and he uses it to play really dumb pranks
22:33 Nhi: and follow suho to like the bathroom and make farting noises
22:33 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): yes
22:33 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LMAO
22:33 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): boys
22:33 Nhi: and that's why suho is :| around him a lot
22:33 Nhi: lol
22:34 Nhi: "don't follow me to my bedroom"
"why are you gonna jack off"
"......................"
22:34 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:34 Nhi: so super human? half human? alien?
22:34 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): half?
22:34 Nhi: okay
22:34 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i wonder if anyone can sense body heat though
22:35 Nhi: chanyeol and kris probably
22:35 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): baekhyun's ~weakness~
22:35 Nhi: lol
22:35 Nhi: okay and last is kai's powers
22:36 Nhi: because teleportation is just kinda...
22:36 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hm
22:36 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): teleportation
22:37 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): spatial hmmm
22:38 Nhi: hm
22:38 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): what if kai could teleport other things but not himself
22:39 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): teleportation is essentially the breaking down and reconstruction of things right
22:40 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so if we set his powers to breaking things down and reconstructing things, it'd probably be hard to try uh deconstructing living things
22:40 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): .....imagine if you missed an organ while reconstructing
22:40 zakuchou natalie and nhinhi with their awesome aus aaaahhhh
22:40 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD;
22:40 Nhi: oh, like alchemy?
22:41 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): yeah :O
22:41 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so he's got a mix of spatial powers with his alchemy-like abilities
22:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): except he can never ever reconstruct living things and people with his ability who try reconstructing living things accidentally created the first ~Monsters~ on Earth or something
22:42 Nhi: yeah
22:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ...imagine finding out you have that power though
22:42 Nhi: I think that could work
22:42 Nhi: lol
22:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): "Oops i accidentally splinched my pet rabbit"
22:42 zakuchou D:
22:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ...........................yeah
22:43 Nhi: ;;
22:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so since you said that minseok inherited his powers, i'm assuming that powers are hereditary
22:43 Nhi: yeah
22:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): which would lead to less accidental findings of abilities
22:43 Nhi: like the water/ice thing runs in their family
22:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): because you could just test them very young
22:43 Nhi: yeah
22:43 Nhi: because you know, mutation of the genes that carry the powers
22:44 Nhi: so there are rare cases of it occuring outside of the community
22:44 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): like oh this family is known to produce children with fire abilities, everyone gets tested as soon as they can to prevent accidental arson
22:44 Nhi: yeah, exactly
22:44 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): cool
22:44 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :D
22:44 Nhi: and then it's the family's decision to keep the kids who don't have powers in or out of the loop
22:44 Nhi: because information is dangerous
22:44 Nhi: if you know too much and you have no way to defend yourself
22:44 zakuchou OH SO THERE ARE SQUIBS
22:45 Nhi: suho is basically a squib
22:45 Nhi: again
22:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): SUHO IS A SQUIB
22:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): SQUIBBIEST OF THE SQUIBS
22:45 Nhi: i'm sorry mediocre oppar
22:45 Nhi: i love you but
22:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): qtsquib
22:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he's cute but he's also seriously mediocre
22:45 Nhi: qt squib who wins over tiny disgruntled super kyungsoo's hearteu
22:45 Nhi: suho T_T
22:45 Nhi: you tried so hard
22:45 Nhi: and got so far
22:46 Nhi: but only not really
22:46 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): but in the end, it doesn't even matter
22:46 Nhi: u_u
22:46 Nhi: suho
22:46 Nhi: it's okay
22:46 Nhi: rich kid guarded by superheroes
22:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:47 Nhi: attending a prestigious university to become like
22:47 Nhi: a voice actor or something
22:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LMAO
22:47 Nhi: lol
22:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): is anyone from eXO going to be a classmate
22:47 Nhi: it's such a prestigious university, there's no way to transfer in
22:47 Nhi: or at least transfer in close enough
22:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :O
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): working at the school cafeteria etc?
22:48 Nhi: maybe
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): cafe around the corner?
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): librarian oppar
22:48 Nhi: also invisible baekhyun
22:48 Nhi: yeah
22:48 Nhi: tehy find ways to sneak around
22:48 Nhi: but they can't actually enroll
22:48 Nhi: k-arts is one of the few universities in korea that doesn't do special admissions
22:48 Nhi: you have to get in by your own merit
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :O
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): that's cool
22:49 Nhi: that's why people are so surprised about suho bc...
22:49 Nhi: does he actually have.... talent.. somewhere...
22:49 Nhi: he auditioned with romeo and juliet
22:49 Nhi: and managed to handle the really hard essay portion
22:49 zakuchou XD
22:49 Nhi: where they're given an obscure historical picture and have to talk about the significance of it without any other information
22:50 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :O
22:50 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): bookish suho
22:50 zakuchou bookish boys are A+
22:52 Nhi: yeah so
22:52 Nhi: suho. has something.
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he does look like the bookish type though :O
22:52 Nhi: i'm just like ??????
22:52 Nhi: lol
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ...eidetic memory
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): lol
22:52 Nhi: yeah, and he would have been the youngest in his year
22:52 Nhi: he started school a year early
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ooh
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): no-line not-oppar
22:52 Nhi: lol
22:53 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i'm just going to call them not-oppars
22:53 Nhi: lol
22:54 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): not-oppars n__n
22:55 Nhi: ah
22:55 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): meow?
22:56 zakuchou Photos
22:57 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): CUTE
22:57 Nhi: meow ;w;
22:57 Nhi: awwwww
22:58 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): /folding stupid origami "water bombs"
22:58 zakuchou farewell, friends. i have to go again u___u
22:59 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): goodbye friend~ have a great time~
22:59 zakuchou Stickers
22:59 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): Stickers
22:59 Nhi: byebye ;;
22:59 Nhi: <3
23:00 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): does minseok sometimse get kidnapped too
23:01 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): or does the ~opposition~ know that he's a superhero
23:01 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): because would suho be ?? if xiumin never got kidnapped
23:01 Nhi: the opposition probably knows
23:01 Nhi: they'd never try to pick up someone with powers
23:02 Nhi: but that would probably be one of the things suho is ??? about with xiumin
23:02 Nhi: he might just think he's unlucky
23:02 Nhi: lol
23:02 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): poor squibho
23:04 Nhi: lol
23:04 Nhi: he's probably unphased by it by now
23:04 Nhi: being kidnapped since he was little
23:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): getting better at this water bomb thing /happy
23:06 Nhi: \o/
23:06 Nhi: so
23:06 Nhi: plot
23:06 Nhi: hm
23:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hmm
23:07 Nhi: starts up after suho's mostly recovered from his shattered kneecaps
23:07 Nhi: dad probably tries to introduce lay naturally as a student of his
23:07 Nhi: since dad's current life is as a med professor
23:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): would suho be depressed about the injury this time because man shattered kneecaps
23:08 Nhi: and slowly more and more people pop up in suho's life until his parents finally tell him they hired superheroes to guard him
23:08 Nhi: "why would you even"
23:08 Nhi: no, suho would probably be "okay, it's bad, but it really could have gone worse"
23:08 Nhi: like he's pissed but can't do anything about it lol
23:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): wait so do they get introduced as civilians or spandex-wearing bodyguard team
23:09 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): pissed but can't do anything about it feels like it's a standard for suho
23:09 Nhi: yeah suho's used to a life of helplessness
23:10 Nhi: I think some of the less obvious members try to pull off the sunglasses+inconspicuous clothing civilian thing first
23:10 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LMAO
23:10 Nhi: but afterwards they stick to dark colors and masks/sunglasses
23:10 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): basically not!Kris
23:10 Nhi: because he'll have to know about their powers
23:10 Nhi: yes
23:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hmmm
23:12 Nhi: they try to pass as normal bodyguards
23:12 Nhi: but while he can know they have powers after a while
23:13 Nhi: the public can't really catch a bunch of spandexed guys following some college student around
23:13 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so what exactly does the ~opposition~ want from suho's dad
23:13 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): seriously getting better at this water bomb thing /really really happy
23:13 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): would they be like an anti-mutant/anti-alien group
23:15 Nhi: idk i think it's like. suho's family is actually a huge part/cornerstone of the superhero community in south korea
23:15 Nhi: and they finally /finally/ have a weak spot
23:15 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ahhhhhhhhhh
23:15 Nhi: after years of legacy heroes, there's finally someone who can't fight back
23:15 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): is the existence of aliens common knowledge
23:15 Nhi: so there's no need to kill him bc then the weak spot is gone
23:15 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): legacy heroes~
23:16 Nhi: aliens. probably, but they're probably thought of as really rare
23:16 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): would the opposition have super powers too
23:18 Nhi: probably
23:18 Nhi: supervillains yeah
23:20 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so i'm assumign that suho's dad would do something like the genome mapping of metahumans
23:20 Nhi: yeah
23:20 Nhi: probably
23:20 Nhi: that's a good idea lol
23:20 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): dangerous information in the wrong hands huh
23:22 Nhi: yeah u__u
23:22 Nhi: maybe that's the ransom
23:22 Nhi: like, it's unavoidable that some supervillains would find out about suho's family
23:22 Nhi: but a genome map would have everyone
23:22 Nhi: and possibly ways to negate the genes
23:23 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): everyone and ways to negate or plant the genes
23:23 Nhi: yeah
23:23 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): new breed of testtube metahuman babies
23:32 Nhi: yes
23:32 Nhi: u__u
23:32 Nhi: metahuman soldiers
23:32 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): u__u
23:34 Nhi: i suppose the climax would be the final battle to protect the information and suho's body
23:35 Nhi: wait if we actually do give him eidectic memory
23:35 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): what if there's a really badly timed confession
23:35 Nhi: sob yes
23:35 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so yes, you were saying about the eidectic memory?
23:36 Nhi: well like
23:37 Nhi: a lot of information
23:37 Nhi: from the superhuman/alien genome mapping
23:37 Nhi: and the guy running the experiment/research having a kid who could possibly have above-average recall ability
23:37 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
23:37 Nhi: so the supervillains might think "ah, dad locked the info in the son"
23:38 Nhi: but suho's dad would never do that to him
23:38 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): but in reality
23:38 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): suho is like 100% civilian just trying to enjoy his life in between kidnappings
23:38 Nhi: yeah in reality suho's just like ?_?
23:38 Nhi: lol
23:38 Nhi: pretty much
23:38 Nhi: "TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW"
"MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN TELL ME THEIR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER SO????"
23:38 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): looks at his calendar "oh i think i should cancel that appointment next week. i think i might get kidnapped."
23:38 Nhi: lmao
23:39 Nhi: casual kidnap victim kim junmyeon
23:40 Nhi: suho would probably still live at home huh
23:41 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): though i'd imagine that suho's protection has been increasing with each kidnap
23:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): people snatching him from kindergartens when he's young
23:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so his parents got him a personal nanny
23:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): young girls in the opposition enrolling into his schools to befriend him
23:42 Nhi: yeah
23:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): "Let's go for karaoke." she says but he gets kidnapped
23:42 Nhi: that would sound legit
23:43 Nhi: lmao
23:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so his parents got him a chauffeur/bodyguard and he's not allowed to go anywhere after school
23:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): things cool down for a while
23:43 Nhi: "junmyeon, pls. stranger danger," xiumin keeps warning him.
"is that why you never get kidnapped, hyung?"
23:43 Nhi: "uh. maybe"
23:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LOL YES
23:43 Nhi: they try to keep it at civilian security level
23:44 Nhi: but after the knee incident, they realize that's not enough anymore
23:44 Nhi: because they always thought one day, suho would probably move out and away and wouldn't have to worry about his family's ties in the future
23:44 Nhi: and would just visit for holidays like a regular son
23:44 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): u__u
23:45 Nhi: and would live an ordinary life and have an ordinary family unrelated to the family business
23:45 Nhi: and they wanted to keep that hope alive
23:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): but imagine suho asking to move out to live on campus or something. do you think his parents would be okay with that
23:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): "Mum can I move out with a fr-" "NO, IT'S DANGEROUS."
23:45 Nhi: he probably wouldn't live on campus yeah
23:45 Nhi: he would just transit to school
23:46 Nhi: stay in his family's penthouse with his mom and dad coming in and out at odd hours
23:46 Nhi: "it's okay, dad does research at his university and mom's a socialite"
23:46 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): is xiumin a uni student too
23:46 Nhi: yeah
23:46 Nhi: double life of architect student and superhero
23:47 Nhi: lol
23:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): qthero
23:47 Nhi: yeah
23:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): post-graduation, suho is a voice actor for superhero cartoons /CACKLES
23:49 Nhi: YES OMG
23:49 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he's a superhero too, in his own way lol lol lol
23:50 Nhi: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
23:50 Nhi: I need to keep that
23:51 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD;
23:51 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): /CHEESE
23:51 Nhi: What a real superhero story needs
23:51 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
23:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): a healthy serving of cheese?
23:52 Nhi: Yeah
23:52 Nhi: I'm not sure how suho's going to refer to them in fic though
23:53 Nhi: Bc secret identities
23:53 Nhi: Unless we go reverse psychology
23:53 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): such plain names that you'd think they were fake for superheroes?
23:53 Nhi: "No hero would actually give the person they're protecting their real name"
23:53 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
23:53 Nhi: lol
23:54 Nhi: Bc he can't call them by their hero names
23:54 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so how well-known are superheroes
23:54 Nhi: Exo would be mostly unknown bc just graduated
23:54 Nhi: But as a whole hm
23:54 Nhi: Kinda common
23:55 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ooh
00:03 Nhi: What to do about villains
00:03 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i wish that i could get someone else to write stuff for me but i'd be too BUT NO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT abotu everything
00:03 Nhi: Ugh ikr
00:03 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): villains hm
00:04 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): just evil for no reason other than to be evil!villain?
00:04 Nhi: Hm
00:04 Nhi: They mostly deal with punch clock villains
00:04 Nhi: But climax would have to be bigger ig
00:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): organized crime by metahumans?
00:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): like "You have powers, use it!" sort of Magneto mentality
00:06 Nhi: yeah possibly
00:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so you could have a part of the organization kind of destroyed but the leader could escape so it's not ~too unbelievable~ for a new group of superheroes
00:07 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i think i use more energy brainstorming than in class
00:07 Nhi: lmao
00:07 Nhi: yeah
21:46 Nhi: ngl i like the secret identities thing
21:46 Nhi: exo au pls
21:46 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDDD
21:46 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i would read it XD
21:48 Nhi: yeah
21:48 Nhi: I still want sudopp fic
21:48 Nhi: tiny bodyguard superhero kyungsoo
21:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): pls write it n________n
21:48 Nhi: pressed about being relegated to rich guy babysitting duties
21:48 Nhi: sobbbb
21:49 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): n__________________________n
21:50 Nhi: but hm i still have 5 members to figure out for that au
21:50 Nhi: human, metahuman, or alie
21:50 Nhi: *alien
21:51 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): who's been sorted?
21:52 Nhi: lu han is an alien, but no powers figured out yet
21:53 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): does he have useful powers
21:53 Nhi: chen is half-human, half-alien; powers are lightning and thunder/sonicbooms
21:53 Nhi: chanyeol is a superhuman; power is fire mimicry like the human torch i think
21:53 Nhi: kyungsoo is a superhuman; power is super strength + enhanced durability
21:54 Nhi: tao is a time-traveler, but otherwise normal besides martial arts skills
21:54 Nhi: kai is a superhuman, but i didn't figure out his powers
21:54 Nhi: and sehun is an alien that glows rainbow-colors
21:55 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDD
21:55 Nhi: they all have useful powers
21:55 Nhi: bc heroes
21:55 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): is sehun's glowing his super powers
21:56 Nhi: yes
21:56 Nhi: he probably shoots rainbow colored plasma bolts or something
21:56 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hm
21:56 Nhi: but lazy
21:57 Nhi: lu han could just stick to his telekinesis maybe
21:57 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): xiumin could probably keep his frost/ice
21:57 Nhi: yeah
21:57 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hmmmmmmmm
21:57 Nhi: I was wondering if I should make xiuho brothers
21:57 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): oohhh
21:58 Nhi: and xiumin is the one who inherits water/ice powers
21:58 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): that's interesting
21:58 Nhi: and is all ":| take care of my baby bro but don't you dare out me in front of him" to the others
21:58 Nhi: so he doesn't get official babysitting duties, but he's always hanging around anyway
21:58 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): AW
21:58 Nhi: and suho thinks that he's just chummy with the bodyguards
21:58 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
21:59 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): xiuchen? n___n
21:59 Nhi: possibly
21:59 Nhi: idk sudo is the focus u_u,
21:59 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): n____n
21:59 Nhi: baekyeol start off on the wrong foot with him
22:00 Nhi: and chen might be included in that, but to a lesser extent
22:00 Nhi: bc beagleline
22:00 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:00 Nhi: while kyungsoo gets a seat at the dining table and meals ordered to his liking
22:00 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so baek, kris, lay left?
22:00 Nhi: kyungsoo and the maknaes
22:01 Nhi: ah
22:01 Nhi: um
22:01 Nhi: yeah
22:01 Nhi: krisbaeklay
22:01 Nhi: hm
22:01 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): alien kris lol galaxy hyung
22:02 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): from a planet constantly in flames which would give him a dragon-like resistance to fire? idk but then he kind of flopped as a warrior back at home or something and thought that he'd make his living somewhere else or something
22:02 Nhi: lmao
22:03 Nhi: sob
22:03 Nhi: okay
22:03 Nhi: he'd have to be team leader here though
22:03 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD;
22:04 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ...think superman planet
22:04 Nhi: since xiumin is ruled out because not officially involved
22:04 Nhi: and suho isn't...
22:04 Nhi: and lu han has stage fright
22:04 Nhi: he can't lead shit
22:04 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): except that it's not LAST SURVIVOR OF ALIEN SPECIES
22:04 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): maybe he's strong and smart/cunning enough but not good in the fields that are truly valued in his planet
22:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): different planets, different cultures /SHRUGS
22:05 Nhi: yeah
22:05 zakuchou kris from the yaoi hands planet
22:05 Nhi: ohhhh
22:05 Nhi: it could be like vampire idol
22:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LMAO
22:05 Nhi: where the really tall, supposedly good looking guys are considered the ugliest
22:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): AH there's a few manga like that yes
22:06 Nhi: so kris leaves his planet dejected and gets to earth and people
22:06 Nhi: think he's cool?
22:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): YES
22:06 Nhi: and he's so :D!!!!!! but he still has characteristics of his flop planet
22:06 zakuchou XD
22:06 Nhi: so he flops
22:06 Nhi: he is not cool
22:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:06 Nhi: what kind of alien is lu han
22:06 Nhi: like
22:07 Nhi: basic alien life form
22:07 Nhi: but then reptilian jaw
22:07 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): what if lu han is from a planet where everyone is male
22:07 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): and he hears about ~the fairer sex~
22:07 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): how would they reproduce though
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): HM
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): CLONES
22:08 Nhi: lmao
22:08 Nhi: a planet of lu han clones?
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): well mutation?
22:08 Nhi: lmao
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): a planet of lu han clones is creepy
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): dnw
22:08 Nhi: ah
22:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): seriously DNW
22:08 Nhi: lol
22:09 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): or idk Vandread had the split the men and the women concept which was pretty interesting
22:10 Nhi: all male planet, looks mostly human, powers are telekinesis
22:10 Nhi: ?
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): aliens
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): how would aliens breed
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): maybe genderless would work
22:11 Nhi: lol
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): we're thinking too much along the lines of human-breeding i guess
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): lol
22:11 Nhi: the problem is that then i might have to look at nonbinary research then
22:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): but yeah we can go with that for luhan. nothing particularly tragic
22:12 Nhi: yeah okay
22:12 Nhi: exchange alien from planet testosterone
22:12 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ........maybe they're technologically advanced enough to create some kind of machines that makes babies for them out of genes provided or something
22:12 Nhi: yeah
22:12 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): lu han, frightened but fascinated by teh boobies
22:13 Nhi: lol
22:14 Nhi: dismayed to find out that people think he is not as manly as the typical visitors they get from his planet
22:14 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDDDD
22:14 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): they're a planet of pretty boys huh
22:16 Nhi: a planet that doesn't know women so there's no concept of girly
22:16 Nhi: so lu han was just as manly as the rest of them
22:16 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): then he came to earth
22:17 Nhi: yes
22:17 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): how cute
22:17 Nhi: "i didn't know your planet had women"
22:17 Nhi: ".........................."
22:17 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): /SQUISHES LU HAN'S CHEEKS
22:17 Nhi: /jaw unhinges, becomes a beast from hell
22:17 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): HAHAHAHAHHH
22:19 Nhi: lol
22:19 Nhi: it's mostly an intimidation tactic but still
22:20 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): oh luanne
22:20 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): creature-ge <3
22:20 Nhi: lol
22:21 Nhi: so. lay and baekhyun
22:21 Nhi: although i think i said that lay was already helping with suho's physical therapy
22:22 Nhi: so maybe a human who's suho's dad's apprentice
22:22 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): yeah :O human doctor lay?
22:22 Nhi: suho's dad is like one of the doctors of the superhero community
22:22 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :OOO
22:22 Nhi: which is the real reason why suho gets targeted even though he doesn't know it
22:22 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDD
22:23 Nhi: like suho's family is involved in superhero business
22:23 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): oh suho
22:23 Nhi: but since suho is just a civilian, he doesn't know about it
22:23 Nhi: or he shouldn't
22:23 Nhi: lemme check my notes
22:23 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he eventually finds out?
22:24 Nhi: I'm wondering if maybe he should know the whole time but pretends not to because his family worked so hard at keeping it a secret lol
22:24 Nhi: idk if I like that suho more or clueless suho more
22:24 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ooh
22:24 Nhi: yeah hm
22:24 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): clueless in the beginning but figures out quite early but keeps it a secret anyways?
22:24 Nhi: yeah
22:25 Nhi: I mean, if your parents hired 10 superhero bodyguards
22:25 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): yeaaaaaaaah
22:25 Nhi: even if you're rich, you're not like the president of korea
22:25 Nhi: lol
22:25 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:25 zakuchou whoa 10 superhero bodyguards
22:25 zakuchou i'd like some
22:25 zakuchou do they come in a package
22:26 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): do you think we could split the ten between us
22:26 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): does bodyguard duty include watching movies and being the comfortable shoulder to sleep on when the movie gets boring
22:26 Nhi: "dad is a retired superhero, mom is a retired supehero trainer/mentor, hyung is the one who picked up dad's superhero legacy. in addition, their family is one of the finanical backers of south korea's superhero union. dad still does research for the union, especially on medical techniques for the superhumans and aliens"
22:26 Nhi: lmao
22:26 Nhi: pretty much
22:26 Nhi: suho's life is actually really boring when he's not being kidnapped and held for ransom
22:27 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:27 zakuchou i don't go out at all so all i need is at least one bodyguard who can cook for me =u =)b
22:27 Nhi: lol
22:27 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): more like bodyguard who'd do the laundry /cackles
22:28 zakuchou yeah that too XD
22:28 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:28 zakuchou well better a boring life than be kidnapped and held for ransom D:
22:28 Nhi: "in the final stages of his recovery from his last kidnapping incident, when he's able to walk around normally again, his parents freak out and go to the union with a request for a security team. at least until they can find out who keeps targeting their family. exo are all freshly trained/graduated heroes who get stuck with the job"
22:28 Nhi: yeah pm
22:28 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDDD
22:29 Nhi: xiumin is probably like "why can't i just guard him" "what brother wants his brother hovering over him all the time"
22:29 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XDDDDDDDDDdddd
22:29 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): <3 i like this au
22:30 Nhi: ;;
22:30 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): <3
22:31 Nhi: baekhyun
22:31 Nhi: u__u
22:31 Nhi: last one to figure out
22:31 Nhi: e_e
22:31 Nhi: and kai's powers
22:31 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): baekhyun
22:31 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): light in mama au huh
22:31 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): what if
22:32 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he's like
22:32 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): that invisible girl in F4
22:33 Nhi: lol
22:33 Nhi: and he uses it to play really dumb pranks
22:33 Nhi: and follow suho to like the bathroom and make farting noises
22:33 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): yes
22:33 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LMAO
22:33 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): boys
22:33 Nhi: and that's why suho is :| around him a lot
22:33 Nhi: lol
22:34 Nhi: "don't follow me to my bedroom"
"why are you gonna jack off"
"......................"
22:34 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:34 Nhi: so super human? half human? alien?
22:34 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): half?
22:34 Nhi: okay
22:34 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i wonder if anyone can sense body heat though
22:35 Nhi: chanyeol and kris probably
22:35 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): baekhyun's ~weakness~
22:35 Nhi: lol
22:35 Nhi: okay and last is kai's powers
22:36 Nhi: because teleportation is just kinda...
22:36 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hm
22:36 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): teleportation
22:37 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): spatial hmmm
22:38 Nhi: hm
22:38 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): what if kai could teleport other things but not himself
22:39 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): teleportation is essentially the breaking down and reconstruction of things right
22:40 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so if we set his powers to breaking things down and reconstructing things, it'd probably be hard to try uh deconstructing living things
22:40 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): .....imagine if you missed an organ while reconstructing
22:40 zakuchou natalie and nhinhi with their awesome aus aaaahhhh
22:40 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD;
22:40 Nhi: oh, like alchemy?
22:41 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): yeah :O
22:41 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so he's got a mix of spatial powers with his alchemy-like abilities
22:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): except he can never ever reconstruct living things and people with his ability who try reconstructing living things accidentally created the first ~Monsters~ on Earth or something
22:42 Nhi: yeah
22:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ...imagine finding out you have that power though
22:42 Nhi: I think that could work
22:42 Nhi: lol
22:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): "Oops i accidentally splinched my pet rabbit"
22:42 zakuchou D:
22:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ...........................yeah
22:43 Nhi: ;;
22:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so since you said that minseok inherited his powers, i'm assuming that powers are hereditary
22:43 Nhi: yeah
22:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): which would lead to less accidental findings of abilities
22:43 Nhi: like the water/ice thing runs in their family
22:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): because you could just test them very young
22:43 Nhi: yeah
22:43 Nhi: because you know, mutation of the genes that carry the powers
22:44 Nhi: so there are rare cases of it occuring outside of the community
22:44 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): like oh this family is known to produce children with fire abilities, everyone gets tested as soon as they can to prevent accidental arson
22:44 Nhi: yeah, exactly
22:44 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): cool
22:44 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :D
22:44 Nhi: and then it's the family's decision to keep the kids who don't have powers in or out of the loop
22:44 Nhi: because information is dangerous
22:44 Nhi: if you know too much and you have no way to defend yourself
22:44 zakuchou OH SO THERE ARE SQUIBS
22:45 Nhi: suho is basically a squib
22:45 Nhi: again
22:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): SUHO IS A SQUIB
22:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): SQUIBBIEST OF THE SQUIBS
22:45 Nhi: i'm sorry mediocre oppar
22:45 Nhi: i love you but
22:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): qtsquib
22:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he's cute but he's also seriously mediocre
22:45 Nhi: qt squib who wins over tiny disgruntled super kyungsoo's hearteu
22:45 Nhi: suho T_T
22:45 Nhi: you tried so hard
22:45 Nhi: and got so far
22:46 Nhi: but only not really
22:46 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): but in the end, it doesn't even matter
22:46 Nhi: u_u
22:46 Nhi: suho
22:46 Nhi: it's okay
22:46 Nhi: rich kid guarded by superheroes
22:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
22:47 Nhi: attending a prestigious university to become like
22:47 Nhi: a voice actor or something
22:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LMAO
22:47 Nhi: lol
22:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): is anyone from eXO going to be a classmate
22:47 Nhi: it's such a prestigious university, there's no way to transfer in
22:47 Nhi: or at least transfer in close enough
22:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :O
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): working at the school cafeteria etc?
22:48 Nhi: maybe
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): cafe around the corner?
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): librarian oppar
22:48 Nhi: also invisible baekhyun
22:48 Nhi: yeah
22:48 Nhi: tehy find ways to sneak around
22:48 Nhi: but they can't actually enroll
22:48 Nhi: k-arts is one of the few universities in korea that doesn't do special admissions
22:48 Nhi: you have to get in by your own merit
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :O
22:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): that's cool
22:49 Nhi: that's why people are so surprised about suho bc...
22:49 Nhi: does he actually have.... talent.. somewhere...
22:49 Nhi: he auditioned with romeo and juliet
22:49 Nhi: and managed to handle the really hard essay portion
22:49 zakuchou XD
22:49 Nhi: where they're given an obscure historical picture and have to talk about the significance of it without any other information
22:50 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): :O
22:50 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): bookish suho
22:50 zakuchou bookish boys are A+
22:52 Nhi: yeah so
22:52 Nhi: suho. has something.
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he does look like the bookish type though :O
22:52 Nhi: i'm just like ??????
22:52 Nhi: lol
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ...eidetic memory
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): lol
22:52 Nhi: yeah, and he would have been the youngest in his year
22:52 Nhi: he started school a year early
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ooh
22:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): no-line not-oppar
22:52 Nhi: lol
22:53 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i'm just going to call them not-oppars
22:53 Nhi: lol
22:54 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): not-oppars n__n
22:55 Nhi: ah
22:55 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): meow?
22:56 zakuchou Photos
22:57 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): CUTE
22:57 Nhi: meow ;w;
22:57 Nhi: awwwww
22:58 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): /folding stupid origami "water bombs"
22:58 zakuchou farewell, friends. i have to go again u___u
22:59 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): goodbye friend~ have a great time~
22:59 zakuchou Stickers
22:59 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): Stickers
22:59 Nhi: byebye ;;
22:59 Nhi: <3
23:00 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): does minseok sometimse get kidnapped too
23:01 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): or does the ~opposition~ know that he's a superhero
23:01 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): because would suho be ?? if xiumin never got kidnapped
23:01 Nhi: the opposition probably knows
23:01 Nhi: they'd never try to pick up someone with powers
23:02 Nhi: but that would probably be one of the things suho is ??? about with xiumin
23:02 Nhi: he might just think he's unlucky
23:02 Nhi: lol
23:02 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): poor squibho
23:04 Nhi: lol
23:04 Nhi: he's probably unphased by it by now
23:04 Nhi: being kidnapped since he was little
23:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): getting better at this water bomb thing /happy
23:06 Nhi: \o/
23:06 Nhi: so
23:06 Nhi: plot
23:06 Nhi: hm
23:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hmm
23:07 Nhi: starts up after suho's mostly recovered from his shattered kneecaps
23:07 Nhi: dad probably tries to introduce lay naturally as a student of his
23:07 Nhi: since dad's current life is as a med professor
23:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): would suho be depressed about the injury this time because man shattered kneecaps
23:08 Nhi: and slowly more and more people pop up in suho's life until his parents finally tell him they hired superheroes to guard him
23:08 Nhi: "why would you even"
23:08 Nhi: no, suho would probably be "okay, it's bad, but it really could have gone worse"
23:08 Nhi: like he's pissed but can't do anything about it lol
23:08 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): wait so do they get introduced as civilians or spandex-wearing bodyguard team
23:09 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): pissed but can't do anything about it feels like it's a standard for suho
23:09 Nhi: yeah suho's used to a life of helplessness
23:10 Nhi: I think some of the less obvious members try to pull off the sunglasses+inconspicuous clothing civilian thing first
23:10 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LMAO
23:10 Nhi: but afterwards they stick to dark colors and masks/sunglasses
23:10 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): basically not!Kris
23:10 Nhi: because he'll have to know about their powers
23:10 Nhi: yes
23:11 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): hmmm
23:12 Nhi: they try to pass as normal bodyguards
23:12 Nhi: but while he can know they have powers after a while
23:13 Nhi: the public can't really catch a bunch of spandexed guys following some college student around
23:13 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so what exactly does the ~opposition~ want from suho's dad
23:13 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): seriously getting better at this water bomb thing /really really happy
23:13 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): would they be like an anti-mutant/anti-alien group
23:15 Nhi: idk i think it's like. suho's family is actually a huge part/cornerstone of the superhero community in south korea
23:15 Nhi: and they finally /finally/ have a weak spot
23:15 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ahhhhhhhhhh
23:15 Nhi: after years of legacy heroes, there's finally someone who can't fight back
23:15 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): is the existence of aliens common knowledge
23:15 Nhi: so there's no need to kill him bc then the weak spot is gone
23:15 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): legacy heroes~
23:16 Nhi: aliens. probably, but they're probably thought of as really rare
23:16 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): would the opposition have super powers too
23:18 Nhi: probably
23:18 Nhi: supervillains yeah
23:20 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so i'm assumign that suho's dad would do something like the genome mapping of metahumans
23:20 Nhi: yeah
23:20 Nhi: probably
23:20 Nhi: that's a good idea lol
23:20 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): dangerous information in the wrong hands huh
23:22 Nhi: yeah u__u
23:22 Nhi: maybe that's the ransom
23:22 Nhi: like, it's unavoidable that some supervillains would find out about suho's family
23:22 Nhi: but a genome map would have everyone
23:22 Nhi: and possibly ways to negate the genes
23:23 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): everyone and ways to negate or plant the genes
23:23 Nhi: yeah
23:23 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): new breed of testtube metahuman babies
23:32 Nhi: yes
23:32 Nhi: u__u
23:32 Nhi: metahuman soldiers
23:32 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): u__u
23:34 Nhi: i suppose the climax would be the final battle to protect the information and suho's body
23:35 Nhi: wait if we actually do give him eidectic memory
23:35 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): what if there's a really badly timed confession
23:35 Nhi: sob yes
23:35 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so yes, you were saying about the eidectic memory?
23:36 Nhi: well like
23:37 Nhi: a lot of information
23:37 Nhi: from the superhuman/alien genome mapping
23:37 Nhi: and the guy running the experiment/research having a kid who could possibly have above-average recall ability
23:37 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
23:37 Nhi: so the supervillains might think "ah, dad locked the info in the son"
23:38 Nhi: but suho's dad would never do that to him
23:38 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): but in reality
23:38 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): suho is like 100% civilian just trying to enjoy his life in between kidnappings
23:38 Nhi: yeah in reality suho's just like ?_?
23:38 Nhi: lol
23:38 Nhi: pretty much
23:38 Nhi: "TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW"
"MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN TELL ME THEIR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER SO????"
23:38 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): looks at his calendar "oh i think i should cancel that appointment next week. i think i might get kidnapped."
23:38 Nhi: lmao
23:39 Nhi: casual kidnap victim kim junmyeon
23:40 Nhi: suho would probably still live at home huh
23:41 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): though i'd imagine that suho's protection has been increasing with each kidnap
23:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): people snatching him from kindergartens when he's young
23:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so his parents got him a personal nanny
23:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): young girls in the opposition enrolling into his schools to befriend him
23:42 Nhi: yeah
23:42 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): "Let's go for karaoke." she says but he gets kidnapped
23:42 Nhi: that would sound legit
23:43 Nhi: lmao
23:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so his parents got him a chauffeur/bodyguard and he's not allowed to go anywhere after school
23:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): things cool down for a while
23:43 Nhi: "junmyeon, pls. stranger danger," xiumin keeps warning him.
"is that why you never get kidnapped, hyung?"
23:43 Nhi: "uh. maybe"
23:43 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): LOL YES
23:43 Nhi: they try to keep it at civilian security level
23:44 Nhi: but after the knee incident, they realize that's not enough anymore
23:44 Nhi: because they always thought one day, suho would probably move out and away and wouldn't have to worry about his family's ties in the future
23:44 Nhi: and would just visit for holidays like a regular son
23:44 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): u__u
23:45 Nhi: and would live an ordinary life and have an ordinary family unrelated to the family business
23:45 Nhi: and they wanted to keep that hope alive
23:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): but imagine suho asking to move out to live on campus or something. do you think his parents would be okay with that
23:45 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): "Mum can I move out with a fr-" "NO, IT'S DANGEROUS."
23:45 Nhi: he probably wouldn't live on campus yeah
23:45 Nhi: he would just transit to school
23:46 Nhi: stay in his family's penthouse with his mom and dad coming in and out at odd hours
23:46 Nhi: "it's okay, dad does research at his university and mom's a socialite"
23:46 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): is xiumin a uni student too
23:46 Nhi: yeah
23:46 Nhi: double life of architect student and superhero
23:47 Nhi: lol
23:47 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): qthero
23:47 Nhi: yeah
23:48 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): post-graduation, suho is a voice actor for superhero cartoons /CACKLES
23:49 Nhi: YES OMG
23:49 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): he's a superhero too, in his own way lol lol lol
23:50 Nhi: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
23:50 Nhi: I need to keep that
23:51 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD;
23:51 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): /CHEESE
23:51 Nhi: What a real superhero story needs
23:51 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
23:52 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): a healthy serving of cheese?
23:52 Nhi: Yeah
23:52 Nhi: I'm not sure how suho's going to refer to them in fic though
23:53 Nhi: Bc secret identities
23:53 Nhi: Unless we go reverse psychology
23:53 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): such plain names that you'd think they were fake for superheroes?
23:53 Nhi: "No hero would actually give the person they're protecting their real name"
23:53 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): XD
23:53 Nhi: lol
23:54 Nhi: Bc he can't call them by their hero names
23:54 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so how well-known are superheroes
23:54 Nhi: Exo would be mostly unknown bc just graduated
23:54 Nhi: But as a whole hm
23:54 Nhi: Kinda common
23:55 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): ooh
00:03 Nhi: What to do about villains
00:03 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i wish that i could get someone else to write stuff for me but i'd be too BUT NO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT abotu everything
00:03 Nhi: Ugh ikr
00:03 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): villains hm
00:04 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): just evil for no reason other than to be evil!villain?
00:04 Nhi: Hm
00:04 Nhi: They mostly deal with punch clock villains
00:04 Nhi: But climax would have to be bigger ig
00:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): organized crime by metahumans?
00:05 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): like "You have powers, use it!" sort of Magneto mentality
00:06 Nhi: yeah possibly
00:06 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): so you could have a part of the organization kind of destroyed but the leader could escape so it's not ~too unbelievable~ for a new group of superheroes
00:07 ☆ミ Σ(ﾟДﾟ): i think i use more energy brainstorming than in class
00:07 Nhi: lmao
00:07 Nhi: yeah
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17:20 Nhi: hahahahahahaha
17:21 Nhi: but yeah
17:21 Nhi: it was down to losership or sudopp
17:21 Nhi: and i was in a sudopp mood
17:21 Nhi: sob
17:22 flutters: sob u___u
17:22 flutters: i hope you write it
17:22 Nhi: lol
17:22 Nhi: ah...
17:22 Nhi: writing...
17:24 Nhi: it was only two days ago that my friend gave me an idea for like an overarching plot lol
17:24 Nhi: besides suho being followed around by superheroes
17:24 Nhi: lol
17:25 flutters: cry
17:27 Nhi: u__u so much to consider, like superhero names + outfits and who the supervillains targeting suho are and how much team exo interferes with suho's everyday life
17:28 flutters: NHI
17:28 flutters: Q_________Q
17:28 flutters: quietly sobs at you
17:28 Nhi: u__u
17:28 Nhi: also how the romance would go
17:29 Nhi: bc like bodyguard romances are cute but so would suho bumping into doppar during doppar's off-duty time and one or both of them pretending not to know each other because secret identities
17:29 flutters: secret identities?
17:30 Nhi: all heroes need secret identities u___u, or else their loved ones would be targeted
17:30 flutters: ohhhh
17:30 Nhi: suho is kidnapped so often mainly because his family was really shit with secret identities for generations
17:30 flutters: /o\ lmao
17:30 Nhi: lol
17:31 flutters: but if suho doesn't know about doppars secret identity
17:31 flutters: he would approach?
17:31 Nhi: hm
17:31 flutters: lmao i shouldn't be bugging you about this since you'll have to explain ):
17:31 Nhi: nooo it's good
17:31 Nhi: i need to think about it
17:31 Nhi: lol
17:32 Nhi: but that's why i'm wondering if he should find out early on
17:32 Nhi: and just play dumb
17:32 flutters: ah
17:32 flutters: ok
17:32 flutters: lol yeah was wondering if he knew
17:32 Nhi: like after a month or so of them superheroing around him, and letting their names slip out too often
17:32 Nhi: seeing as exo slips with stagenames so often
17:33 Nhi: and suho starts seeing them on the street in civvie wear and waltzes over and teases the ones like doppar or kai
17:33 flutters: lol
17:34 Nhi: excuses to thank them for their work by buying them dinner in civvies
17:34 flutters: because they're looking out for him?
17:34 Nhi: possibly. sometimes they're on duty and sometimes they're just living their lives too
17:34 Nhi: usually they might wear sunglasses while on duty
17:34 flutters: ah
17:35 Nhi: i mean 10 bodyguards means they can rotate shifts
17:35 Nhi: i am not gonna lie, the premise is still rather shaky atm
17:36 flutters: ahhh
17:36 Nhi: lol
17:36 flutters: lol it'll be *___* once you've worked it out
17:36 Nhi: lmao
Tao Backstory?
Nhi: sm needs to bring it back, it is legit my favorite look on him. if i ever write my superhero au that will be his uniform, just the bulletproof vest, he does not need anything underneath it
severalstories: bless you :*
have i ever told you how much i really love the way you think
Nhi: i could always stand to hear it more often /preens
although I forgot if I wanted tao to be time traveler from the past or the future for his superhero backstory, hmmmm
severalstories: he's been traveling so much he doesn't even remember anymore ;_; keeps going until he meets (member of your choice) & finds a home
Nhi: crying, the thing is that by the time the story starts he's on a superhero team with 9 other exo members so T_T but maybe they become his family? over the process of bodyguarding suho
severalstories: found families ;_;
Nhi: yessssss i wish i could write something that good ;____;
superhero names
xiumin:
lu han:
kris:
lay: n/a
baekhyun:
chen:
chanyeol: firebrand
d.o: quake
tao:
kai:
sehun:
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21:45 Nhi: this is not how to pass a test u_u
21:46 Nhi: she lures him in bc hs boy with hormones
21:46 Nhi: and the chloroforms him
21:47 Nhi: [drabble]
21:48 Nhi: the parameters from the generator i'm using were 100 word drabble / female character under 18 / hotel/motel room
00:22 Nhi: welcome home
00:22 Nhi: the 100 word limit was so hard lmao
00:22 Nhi: so ig snsd are all supervillains in this
00:23 natalie: baekhyun fanboys the team of supervillains
00:24 Nhi: "but they're so hot ;A;"
00:24 Nhi: "gdi baek, priorities
00:27 Nhi: suho mentions he almost tapped jessica when they were in hs and baekhyun goes invisible so he can dope slap him for the whole day
00:28 Nhi: yes, suho is quite stupid
00:29 Nhi: kris is very stupid and yet somehow he's made leader of this bunch
00:29 Nhi: "he looks very intimidating if we put him in the front"
00:30 Nhi: "but tao and chanyeol are pretty tall too?"
00:30 Nhi: "well tao's powerless--"
"hey!!"
"and chanyeol might catch something on fire"
00:30 Nhi: sorry taozi, but time travel is not an actual power you possess
00:31 Nhi: my friend said he could be a frequent time traveler who kept whipping back and forth so i don't have to say if he's really from past or future
00:31 Nhi: and that he's trying to settle down in their present
00:31 Nhi: make himself a home
00:31 Nhi: maybe his time travel thingy broke
00:31 Nhi: which is sadder
00:32 Nhi: but he'll make a family here
00:32 Nhi: with the exos
00:32 natalie: then got stuck in the past with younger kris
00:32 Nhi: future kris?
00:33 Nhi: he met future kris when kris was super leader-ish and establish and confident and thought *A*
00:33 Nhi: and then comes back with that hero worship
00:33 Nhi: but current kris is like
00:33 Nhi: on his way
00:33 Nhi: and tao being there changes his directory a bit ig
00:33 Nhi: like he becomes softer
00:35 Nhi: but tao keeps encouraging him because "I SAW IT YOU WERE SO COOL"
00:36 natalie: SRY TAO THAT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT TIME LINE NOW
00:36 Nhi: TAO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
00:37 Nhi: finally found a place he belonged
00:38 Nhi: tao is so eager to collect friends and people because that's what he's wanted in every time period he's gone to so far
00:38 natalie: THOUGH KRIS WILL BE FLOPPIEST EVEN WHEN HE'S FIFTY
00:39 natalie: THAT IS THE PRICE YOU HAVE TO PAY TAO
00:39 Nhi: how does kris age though, he will be alilen
00:39 natalie: what if his planet has days that are shorter than earth's
00:39 natalie: ........would that make him really old in his planet's years
00:40 natalie: RESPECT ME, I AM 50 YEARS OLD but then you divide that by like idk maybe 3.5 or something and you get his earth age
00:40 natalie: now i think of taemin as the unattractive version of kai lmao
00:41 Nhi: taemin is the ps-ed, somewhat girly looking version of kai
00:41 Nhi: while kai has the fug nose and butt chin
00:42 natalie: taemin is the one with the horrendous amount of whitening bb cream on the face it makes him look sickly
00:42 natalie: kai is the one that doesn't look like he rose out of a grave
00:43 natalie: https://24.media.tumblr.com/86e8e1366bde10a21ffa63448869e726/tumblr_n29qkwK92a1s36084o3_500.png sehun's rainbow hair emerging out of the darkness amuses me more than it should
00:43 natalie: yixing is so pretty IT IS HIS SUPERPOWER
00:44 natalie: https://31.media.tumblr.com/0924d10f04c8ba72a1133847191efc62/tumblr_mvne3mjvPS1sy4xrao1_500.jpg GURGLES INCOHERENTLY
00:44 Nhi: haha that should be how suho meets him
00:44 Nhi: rainbow lights out of nowhere
00:44 Nhi: chasing him around
00:46 Nhi: I have suho tripping invisible baek when he first realizes beagleline is stalking him
00:51 Nhi: [drabble]
00:51 Nhi: unpolished lol
00:52 natalie: I am starting to really adore beagleline
00:53 Nhi: flop beagleline trying to be supah secret bodyguards
00:53 Nhi: if only chanyeol didn't stick out like a particularly large thumb
00:53 Nhi: and chen was less smitten
00:54 Nhi: chen wanting suchen but suho holds grudges from first impressions
00:54 Nhi: "you were so creepy!"
"we just wanted to keep you safe, hyung ;m;"
00:55 Nhi: endgame is sudo sob
00:55 Nhi: sorry chen
00:55 Nhi: there's not enough sudo in the world, i have to write it for myself
00:55 natalie: CHEN WILL TAKE WHAT HE CAN GET
00:56 Nhi: they can end up really close though
00:56 Nhi: xiuchenho buddies
00:56 Nhi: KIM BROS all the kims end up close
00:56 Nhi: suho will give him hugs
00:56 Nhi: suho is already close to xiukai in this anyway so what's one more kim to hug
00:57 Nhi: "kyungsoo if you break junmyeon hyung's heart, i swear to god--"
"jongdae, you've know me longer than you've known /him/"
00:57 Nhi: cute bros
00:57 Nhi: chen's the one who gets to stay for breakfast with kai
00:57 natalie: SQUISH ALL THE PRETTY TOGETHER
00:57 Nhi: xiuho fix them breakfast in the mornings
00:58 Nhi: suho would feed all the maknaes
00:58 Nhi: and kyungsoo
00:58 Nhi: but none for baekchan bye
00:58 Nhi: SEHO yes
00:58 Nhi: seho is endearing bc sehun is a little shit
00:59 Nhi: suho will generally like everyone, just be very exasperated bc 10 bodyguards + a big bro is suffocating
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tao met future kris at some point and was SUPER impressed because cool manly awesome leader guy
and then when he's in their present with present kris who is less cool and awesome, he starts off with the hero worship but accidentally changes kris's projectory so he doesn't get to be as super cool as tao remembered
severalstories: does tao secretly like not so super cool kris better
Nhi: probably bc not so cool kris is more approachable
severalstories: awwww
Nhi: but he keeps encouraging current kris in his cool endeavors because "I SAW IT YOU WERE SO COOL"
and the rest of exo is like jfc
severalstories: kris wondering if tao likes his future self better
Nhi: "even if I did -- which i don't :< -- my time travel pendent is broken and no one creates a new one for like thirty years so i'm stuck with you anyway <3"
"taozi that's not reassuring"
severalstories: but tao reassures him with blowjobs so it's okay
Nhi: "i don't need superpowers for this ;D"
kris is an alien but ig his dick is human enough
severalstories: lolol
Nhi: selukris are all aliens, kris is a flop on his planet but passable on earth
so tao calling him cool makes him :'>
lu han comes from a planet of aliens with reptilian jaws and probably no women
severalstories: cries
Nhi: or cameras ig, seeing how fidgity he can get about them
and sehun is a glowy rainbow alien that vacuums food into his mouth and ruins appetites
severalstories: /kisses his glowy rainbow face
Nhi: he probably shoots rainbow plasma beams or something
but it has such a long recharge time
so he kinda just hangs in the back and looks pretty for most of their fights
severalstories: lol!
Nhi: his job when he's not bodyguarding is like. flying to reach cats in trees and stuff
catching falling people
nothing too aggressive or active
and his flying is lazy as fuck
lazy and sloppy and just his long torso casting seductive shadows overhead
because asshole with wonderful body
severalstories: siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
my darling
Nhi: haha
oh yeah, snsd are villainesses hired to kidnap suho now and then
severalstories: lol!
Nhi: they don't actually /care/ but money and orders
their first attempt was jessica transferring into suho's class when he was in high school and seducing him
severalstories: oooh
Nhi: taking him to a hotel and making him think they were gonna hook up
but really she pushes him on the bed and chlorofoams him and he's like "r e a l l y"
severalstories: O:
Nhi: and after that he gets a visit every other year from them
and superhero baek stans them
severalstories: money really doesn't buy happiness
Nhi: and never really forgives suho for almost hooking up with one of them
hahaha
but it buys them pretty things
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(Anonymous) 2018-12-29 05:26 am (UTC)(link)An outstanding share! I have just forwarded this onto a co-worker who has been doing a little homework on this. And he in fact bought me dinner simply because I discovered it for him... lol. So allow me to reword this.... Thanks for the meal!! But yeah, thanx for spending time to discuss this matter here on your website.